How To Seduce Like a Poet
Today's poem is Andrew Marvell's 17th century masterpiece "To His Coy Mistress.
Of course, we all know that this type of sexual misconduct occurs. It has always occurred and it always will occur.
A fiend is a fiend, and we must not coddle or protect or make excuses for him. Instead, we must show another way.
Men must seduce women. It is in our nature and it is part of the joy of living. Seduction should not be centered around power, cars, cash, clothes or casa. Seduction should be centered around the fine use of words.
In this the poets can teach us much of how to seduce. After all, the poets are the grandest users of words as well as above average livers of life. To them we must go to learn the seduction techniques and the arguments to make to... well... to get laid. Words are the weapon of choice for a grand poet and for a good man. Learn how to seduce from a 17th century poet.
To His Coy Mistress
by Andrew Marvell
Had we but world enough and time,
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
We would sit down, and think which way
To walk, and pass our long love’s day.
Thou by the Indian Ganges’ side
Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide
Of Humber would complain. I would
Love you ten years before the flood,
And you should, if you please, refuse
Till the conversion of the Jews.
My vegetable love should grow
Vaster than empires and more slow;
An hundred years should go to praise